Of course, we’re talking about Megan Mullally and Nick Offerman.
Put these two together, and they’re comedy gold.
That’s simply not true, and Megan Mullally’s marriage to Nick Offerman is a perfect example.
“Now, unbelievably, I’ve come to some of the same places.
It’s like having a master teacher at home.”
Who brought the sex-craved, unfiltered librarian to life on-screen?
None other than Mullally herself.
“We basically destroyed the diner,” Mullally added.
I didn’t care.
I didn’t know anybody.
It’s not my set."
As it happens, that was not the case.
“I thought he looked old!
The tour didn’t just allow them to spread unfiltered cheer, however.
“I wouldn’t tell him in advance what the topic was, he might front-load.
So I’d say, ‘okay, the topic is families.’
And then we’d just start having a conversation about families.
And it was very interesting.”
Their wedding itself was no exception.
Anyone thinking about the surprise wedding betweenAndy and April on “Parks and Recreation?”
OneChristmas recreationsaw Offerman dressed up as Santa, carrying a Mullally-shaped “sack of presents.”
AValentine’s Day creationpictured the couple posing like the soap opera subjects of their puzzle.
When asked if having kids was ever part of their plans, Mullally offered a rather point-blank answer.
“I never had a burning desire to have children.
“So we tried, but I was a little long in the tooth for that sort of thing.
But we didn’t turn it into a soap opera.
I could go wherever I wanted to.
I took complete advantage of it.
It was so amazing to watch them make that show masterfully.”
“Nick has said he would divorce me if I got Botox.”
As for Offerman, he shared that he’s embraced being a “very hairy” man in Hollywood.
“We also really appreciate a personal touch more than anything.
A small handmade trinket or card is much more meaningful than anything you could purchase.”
Their advice to the reader if their partner “scoffs” at something less than diamonds?
“Kick their d*** out.”
(Maybe don’t listen to this one while your kids are in the car.)
Megan Mullally and Nick Offerman also seem to share an affinity for the “Parks and Recreation” alum.
“That’s how it is in Hollywood.”
