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Uh-oh, Father’s Day is coming up fast!

If you’re havingtrouble thinking up a great giftfor your dad, welcome to the club.

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You also know that whatever you’re going to get Dad, it can’t be a necktie.

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Purchase theFedMax Work Benchon Amazon for $264.99.

FedMax work bench

Purchase theeBags Pro Slim Laptop Backpackon Amazon for $79.99.

Practical dads will appreciate this useful gift

Dad always taught you to be practical, right?

And what could be more practical than being prepared with the right tool for the job at all times?

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It’s the ultimate accessory, perfect for hiking, camping, or just day-to-day emergencies.

Purchase theOMODZH Survival Multitools Silver Braceleton Amazon for $35.95.

This Psychedelic Salad Kit by Plant Theatre is bound to grant him neighborhood bragging rights.

OMODZH Multifunctional Tool Bracelet

After all, who else is going to be growing round yellow cucumbers or multicolored radishes?

Purchase thePlant Theatre Psychedelic Salad Kiton Amazon for $16.99.

Purchase theBo-Toys 10-Piece Gardening Tool Seton Amazon for $49.95.

Bo-Toys 10-Piece Gardening Tool Set

If so, he deserves some top-notch grill accessories.

Purchase theAISITIN 25-Piece Grill Accessories Seton Amazon for $26.99.

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ISITIN 25-Piece Grill Accessories Set

Got a few bucks more?

It’s available in a variety of colors, and most of these cost less than $15.

Purchase theNimteve Dad Keychainon Amazon for $8.59.

STERLINGCLAD Father’s Day Engraved Rock

Purchase theCutier Multi-Tool Tech Penon Amazon for $12.79.

Purchase theAISINO Magnetic Wristbandon Amazon for $7.99.

First rule of comedy: nothing is funnier than chickens.

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For some reason, these dumb clucks are always good for some yuks.

(Tell him to keep it on hand next November to forestall those awkward Thanksgiving dinner political debates!)

Purchase theArchie McPhee Emergency Chicken Noise Makeron Amazon for $9.99.

Archie McPhee Emergency Chicken Noise Maker

Or worse, did he actually name you Lucas and you have a brother called George?

What he may not have, however, is an appropriately Star Wars-themed snack to accompany his binge-watching.

Purchase theUncanny Brands Star Wars Death Star Popcorn Makeron Amazon for $49.99.

Uncanny Brands Star Wars Death Star Popcorn Maker

Beer-drinking dads are sure to enjoy these gifts

Does your dad drink beer?

Is your dad British?

If your dad’s more of a beer connoisseur, he might really appreciate the FIZZICS DraftPour Beer Dispenser.

Asobu Frosty Beer 2 Go Bottle and Can Cooler

Purchase theAsobu Frosty Beer 2 Go Bottle and Can Cooleron Amazon for $29.99.

Purchase theFIZZICS FZ403 Draft Pour Beer Dispenseron Amazon for $148.10.

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Boulder Portable Badminton Net Set

This funny gift is guaranteed to get dads grinning

When does a joke become a dad joke?

When it’s full groan and the punch line becomes a-parent!

Purchase “The Book Of Terribly Awesome Dad Jokes” on Amazon for $7.99.

“The Book Of Terribly Awesome Dad Jokes”

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Or maybe mom’s face, or your brother’s, or even his own face?

If Dad’s not a novelty sock guy, he might prefer a more dignified monogrammed money clip.

CAW.CAR Motorcycle Phone Mount

Purchase theShineSand Custom Face Sockson Amazon for $12.99 to $15.99.

Purchase theCrafts 4 All Acrylic Paint Seton Amazon for $11.99.

Henckels Kitchen Knife Set with Blockon Amazon for $139.95.

ShineSand Custom Face Socks

Purchase theMap Your Travels Ballpark Travel Quest Poster Seton Amazon for $24.95.

Purchase theBeard King Beard Catcheron Amazon for $12.99.

Has he ever tried making his own custom-flavored ice cream, though?

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(Calories already burned off in advance!)

Purchase thehand2mind Play and Freeze Ice Cream Ballon Amazon for $38.98.

This is a gift any dog-loving dad can’t refuse

Dog dads need some love, too.

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If you want to lend a helping paw, why not make a proxy purchase for your pooch?

This “Dogfather” t-shirt will show the world who’s a good boy.

Purchase theAnn Arbor T-Shirt Co. Dogfather T-Shirton Amazon for $19.95.

Map Your Travels Ballpark Travel Quest Poster Set

How about giving him a gift that will let him make his own sauce?

Purchase theDIY Gift Kits Hot Sauce Kiton Amazon for $42.95.

Instead, he’d much rather have a stealth diaper bag like the High Speed Daddy Diaper Bag Backpack.

Beard King  Beard Bib Apron

Purchase “We’re Parents!

The New Dad Book for Baby’s First Year” on Amazon for $9.01.

Purchase theHigh Speed Daddy Diaper Bag Backpackon Amazon for $89.99.

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What do you get the dad who has everything?

Or perhaps several of them, spares stashed away since you never know when they might come in handy.

How about a heated neck massage pillow?

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Purchase theVIKTOR JURGEN Neck Massage Pillowon Amazon for $29.99.

Purchase theMixology & Craft Store Whiskey Stones Gift Seton Amazon for $35.97.

DIY Gift Kits Hot Sauce Kit

“We’re Parents! The New Dad Book for Baby’s First Year”

Mixology & Craft Store Whiskey Stones Gift Set